Five YouTube videos I would like to see

In no particular order:

  1. Two non-white persons doing the Mentos and Diet Pepsi thing
  2. A dramatic reading of the lyrics to Lindsay Lohan’s Rumors
  3. A webcam video where the girl is of legal age, not wearing skimpy clothing and makes no reference to her audience, her blog/cam fame, or enemies. Bonus points if she is talking about current events or maritime law.
  4. A video of a monkey being treated with any dignity whatsoever
  5. Video of a man and son playing with a baseball bat where the father doesn’t get hit in the groin

Let’s see how this video edition of the LazyWeb goes.