I realized that if I don’t post this month then I will have neglected this blog for an entire month. That was a close one, and as long as I’m here a brief update:
- I’ve had enough vacation, for now. It wasn’t entirely relaxing but with kids, what is entirely relaxing? Still we had some good fun and I have a tan. Turns out if you go outside instead of staring at a monitor all day that can happen.
- One for you kids about to take the SAT: I am to retired what Amy Winehouse is to good decision making. I’m not retired or retiring anytime soon. Stay tuned for news on that front in September.
- Allison’s Aunt Veronica reads this blog every so often so perhaps I can correct the conspiracy theory that was floated at the last family function that I was fired (‘Because why else would you give up such a good job?’). I wasn’t, I left of my own volition and Google even asked what they could do to get me to stick around. Hope that clears that up.
- Lastly, you can have my iPhone if you pry it from my cold dead hands. Otherwise, you can just buy one yourself, turns out they made enough to go around. Best. Mini-computer. Ever.
Also… we love you Miss South Carolina have a Lol-cat.