My hip-hop posse would include Zach Galifianakis

My sons Drew and Miles and Allison are my real posse but if I were a famous rapper with loads of spare time to terrorize restaurants and act badly at retail clothing stores this would be the crew to hit the town with.

Zach Galifianakis
Every posse needs someone making the boss laugh. Have you seen the Kanye West video for “Can’t Tell Me Nothing?” with Zach? The guy is all hip hop.

Mike “Money” Brandt
Aside from every crew needing a “Mike” (get one if you don’t have one), he’s got mad b-boy skillz from the early 90’s. An old friend from back in the day on the mean streets of Fremont, CA. Former-basketball player, perfect for all occasions.

Taylor “Lil Bro” Shellen
Isn’t there some sort of law that every posse needs a least one sibling? Plus Taylor is in better shape than I and could escort haters to the door. I think anything past 3 in a posse starts to get weird so I think that’s the list.